First off, I present to you "space herpes."
This one may not be safe for work, but you can't go wrong with a robot 70s style pimp.
Admittedly, this is the end of the movie and a huge spoiler, but you're treated to time being sped up, which results in everyone getting super old and moving in sped up cuts thanks to a time bomb. It's pretty ridiculous in a good way.
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