Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Halloween Sccene: Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

2008-12-03
4:31:42 am

Wow. Faithful readers will remember that I was pleasantly surprised watching the Halloween sequels by how much I liked them. Well, that all changed with the fifth. The best part about Curse is Paul Rudd, an actor I love in his comedic rolls (Wet Hot American Summer, Knocked Up, Friends, etc.). Rudd plays Tommy Doyle who you may remember as the kid Laurie's babysitting in the original flick. Well, now he's a melodramatic college student obsessed with Michael Myers. Rudd jumps into the role with an intensity that gives Donald Sutherland's Loomis a run for his money. Seriously though, as bad as the movie is, it's kind of worth it just to watch Rudd.





Of course, that might not be enough for most people and I don't blame 'em as there's all kinds of craziness going on. First off (not chronologically, of course, just the first thing to pop into my head as I watched this movie over a week ago), the Myers house is being lived in by Laurie Strode's adoptive family the Strodes. Now, this is incredibly frustrating on a few levels. First off, it looks absolutely nothing like the house. It's the wrong shape, the wrong color, the rooms are different, the basement is different and the yard is the wrong shape. Maybe you're average viewer wouldn't notice something like that, but your average Halloween fan will. Oh, also, the Strodes appear to have no knowledge of Michael Myers and the dad is a complete jerk. He's close to unbearable to watch.


Really, the only reason they're in the movie is to have some weird connection to Laurie, oh yeah and their daughter has a kid who has some unexplained connection to Michael which leads him to wander over towards the killer at times. What?! It makes no sense and the only purpose it serves is to get his mom closer to Michael.


So what's the plot? To be honest I'm not all the way sure. In the beginning you've got Michael's pregnant niece Jamie as a teenager. Some weird dudes in robes kidnap her and force her to give birth in their weird warehouse place. Jamie eventually escapes with her baby but dies. Somehow (I can't really remember, to be honest) Paul Rudd winds up with the baby. Meanwhile, Loomis is on the hunt as Michael starts attacking again, older and crazier than ever. Loomis is dealing with a doctor (played by Greg's dad from Dharma and Greg) who SPOILER turns out to be head of the cult.


We also find out that Michael appears to be related to some kind of druid curse, which is an element I actually liked as it's a fairly creative use of what's been laid down before it and makes sense (like a Geoff Johns comic). Anyway, it gets fumbled by the poor directing. The whole movie looks like it was made for TV instead of the big screen (which may have been the case as I don't really remember seeing ads for this movie in 1995, but hey, my memory sucks).


Meanwhile, the rest of the movie gets pretty well fumbled as there's no real ending (apparently Sutherland passed away during filming and they didn't really have an ending so they just threw something together, ugh). Michael does way too much corpse-posing which is an element I appreciated in the early films, but after watching 6 or so Friday the 13th movies, it's getting old. That added to the poor choice for the Myers house and the general lack of likable characters and a coherent plot really make this a disappointing finale to the original Halloween series. I'm still waiting to watch H2O and Resurrection (or whatever it's called), but I'm not really looking forward to them which is why I'm taking a bit of a horror break to watch some (hopefully) good action movies.

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