Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dead Alive and Loving It

3:52:55 am

Okay, so the title of this post is somewhat misleading because, even though I did in fact watch Peter Jackson's (yes PETER JACKSON'S) Dead Alive (or Braindead as it's known in New Zealand) I didn't quite love it. I'm a bit torn between hating the story and a lot of the acting and LOVING the gore. Sure the gore was great, but the story was difficult to follow at best and completely nonsensical and cartoony at worst. I do remember seeing this video at the video store and wondering how it was with that freaky skeleton leering out from that girl's mouth. I'll put it this way, if you're a gore fan you NEED to see this movie. Between the dinner scene where mom's falling apart, the zombie sex scene and the last 15-20 minutes or so of the movie, you'll get your money's worth. Just don't expect the kind of flick you normally would from the guy who directed those Lord of the Rings movies people like so much. That being said, I'm just going to publish my viewing notes on this one again. Enjoy!

Oh, duh, the movie's about this doofy guy whose mom gets bitten by this rat monkey thing that got imported from what looks like King Kong's Skull Island. That turns her into a zombie, of course, and then she in turn turns a bunch of other people into zombies, ignoring the first rule of not getting your head ripped off my a zombie: cap anyone you even THINK is a zombie. Sorry folks, but that's how you gotta roll if you want to survive.

Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)

Written by Stephen Sinclair, Fran Walsh & Peter Jackson

Directed by Peter Jackson

Starring a bunch of New Zealanders

Braindead/Dead Alive

Claymation rat monkey is awesome, holy sh!t, he ripped a chimp's arm off

Old lady crushes the rat monkey's head-AWESOME

His mother sucks

"Your mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it" HAHAHA

Needles to the eyes and nose, nice

I should be paying better attention

The old guy in a purple robe just kicked a dude's head off and then died

Why is he not killing these zombies?

Zombies copping a feel and making out and having sex?, oh god, he lost his face

Monster baby in the park - hilarity ensues

THIS guy directed Lord of the Rings?

Haha, he punches zombie baby in the face, the homeless guy loves it

Who's the guy who thinks he's a Texan Elvis? Why isn't he FREAKING OUT about the walking dead? Oh, he wants the house, maybe (?), I should have paid better attention

Annnnd, now there's a party? WHAT!? THERE'S FREAKING MONSTERS IN THE HOUSE!

Haha, it's a wig

They think burying the undead will do anything? Hey, back to the party!

Oops, he gave them stimulant instead of whatever he meant to and now super-zopmbies are bursting through the floor!

They ripped that dude's RIBCAGE out! And that dudes' face off! There go her guts!

Now they're ALL zombies! What a terrible party

That guy's entire lower skin got ripped off (he's just leg bones)! She got punched through the back of her head!

Really? A running-in-place-on-blood joke?

Elvis just tore out that zombies teeth with pliers!

That lung/intestine monster looks pretty cool

That baby zombie just won't die

There's a dead broad in the attic?

Elvis may be a jerk but he does a good job of hacking those zombies to bits. He has a bit too much fun doing it though. Yeesh

Elvis gets his spine ripped out by what looks like a Todd MacFarlane monster

Finally, the infamous lawnmower scene, later zombies. Bloodies scene EVER

They blended a head

Elvis as a spine monster looks rad, like something out of The Thing

These are probably the best 15-20 minutes in gore history

Oh! the baby just ripped that ladies head open FROM THE INSIDE

Mental note, get a manual lawnmower, just in case

Mother vs. son, woah, gnarly rack monster mom

You tell that bee-yotch sonny boy, she was a murderer even before she turned into a zombie

Her belly just ate her son and he promptly punches his way out. YEAH DUDE


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